"Oh for fucks sake, go try on your fucking suit, with your two arms, and your penis!"-Victoria King
I get progressively uglier throughout the day
why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises
it’s the only way they can hear it
Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.