"Oh for fucks sake, go try on your fucking suit, with your two arms, and your penis!"

-Victoria King

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Siblings and Tumblr

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kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

(Source: kittyzone)

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aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

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schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

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(Source: ttrevv)

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iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

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groupieguide:

sleeepynatural:

NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.

Nobody.

groupieguide:

sleeepynatural:

NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.

Nobody.

(Source: youarethemelodyinmyhead)

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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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(Source: dontdropthat-stuntstuntstunt)

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