January 2012
Me: my teenage years are gonna be a blast!
Life: whoops sorry
High school: haha yeah right
Highschool parties: lol nope you're not invited
Friends: we don't need you anymore lol
Food: I'll be your best friend
Tumblr: lol I'm here for you
Me: okay
Leonard: What secret, Sheldon?
Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car, Jesus is ok with it, but we can't tell dad
Leonard: Not that secret, Sheldon! The OTHER secret
Sheldon: I'M BATMAN
December 2011
I hate it when teachers say "from all this...
aliceinbitchland:
yeahyara:
totally-relatable:
BITCH, SHUT UP. From all of this complaining, I assume you’re still single.
LOOL
Yep
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
“I’m not suicidal
I just can’t get out of bed
I drift into a deep fog
Lost...”
– Metric - Satellite Mind
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"Wait, so you're actually happy just sitting...
Yeah Mom, I am.
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Kill the young and drink their blood, then their...
