March 2012
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
But you're just so tasty, Josh...
Interviewer: What's the craziest thing that a fan's ever done to you?
Josh Ramsay: I don't know there's been a bunch of weird stuff man, [...] We did a New Year's show maybe a year ago and I was up on the barriers singing and I felt like I'd been stabbed in the stomach. So I looked down and there was like a full-mouth teeth impression on my side. Some girl had actually lifted up my shirt and bit me... So that was weird. Mostly just because, regardless of your reasons for biting me... It just doesn't add up. Either you hate me, but in which case why were you front row at my concert just to bite me, like that's a lot of effort to go through just to bite someone. Or the B side of that is you like our stuff, which is also weird because I just don't understand the feeling of "AH I LOVE THIS BAND SO MUCH I GOTTA BITE THE SHIT OUTTA THIS GUY"
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Lets put it this way, If Obama doesn't get a...
Then America is officially kicked out of the human race, for being the biggest bunch of dumbfucks ever.
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“When you watch Torchwood there is a warning at the very beginning that some...”
– John Barrowman.
Barrowman, everyone.
This is why I love him, and why I will always love him.
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teacher: have a nice weekend
me: dont tell me what to do
fabraytush:
once i was reading this fic and it kept saying that blaine had a black mercedes and i kept getting so confused because i thought they were talking about mercedes and i was like “is it really necessary to mention her blackness?”
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Normal people: Let's go to the concert at 5:00 PM so we're there in time for doors. Who cares about where we stand in the crowd!
Me and my friends: If we get there at 4:00 AM we can be the first people in line even though we have to wait 14 hours until doors open to get let in but at least we can be front row.
ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
Potatoes…Ireland….
Today will at...
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a romantic story →
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And they lived happily ever after.
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February 2012
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
