Oh I see so itās not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist itās that they put every song ever on it
The word āfaggotā appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedyās are on here.
I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.
a summary of the consequences of my life because I read percy jackson
1. I steal my older brotherās PJO books, read them, and download Pinterest on my Kindle to get my first taste of fandomĀ
2. I spend a lot of time online, secretly, and am exposedāfor the first timeāto the fact that itās weird that I share a room and bed with my dad and am not allowed anywhere elseĀ
3. My dad brings me to a corn field and tells me obama is the anti-christ whoās been sent by god to end the world, as foretold by the bible. I believe this and cry when heās elected because i donāt want to dieĀ
4. I begin googling and discover that my situation is not great. I begin a careful attempt to ~distance~ myself from my father by sleeping anywhere else through any means possible. Eventually, Iām allowed to sleep in my own room
5. Now that Iāve been exposed to the real world and the fact that Iāve been groomed, Iām not ~obedient~ anymore and my dad Dips(ā¢) to find a new kid. We lose our house and have to move to government housing in a new cityĀ
6. Eventually my parents divorce because of this. My dad moves to a horse ranch. I visit him on the horse ranch, think itās cool, and invite my friends over for a sleepover. I have my first gay kiss with a girl in a tent. The next day my father tries to ~kill~ me on the horse ranch(ā¢) with a golf cart
7.My dad disappears from the face of the earth. He forgets his phone is connected to the family iMac. We know all about the crimes he is committing. He fakes a heart attack in a Wal-Mart at some point, idk
8. The FBI is onto his life of crime. He flees to Romania to escape them and lives with a millionaire Romanian woman. Sheās suspicious of him after a while. She hires a private investigator and unearths his life of lies and crime. He flees to Alaska. He gets a roommate in Alaska. The roommate goes to federal prison. We never hear from my father again. He is, perhaps, dead.
9. Itās revealed to us that my grandmother is also involved. Sheās been smuggling drugs from the hospital. She also goes to federal prison. Also apparently my older brother and I arenāt related. This was another scam from my father
Itās really funny how Tumblr keeps gaining new members just because other websites mess up so colossally,, that Tumblr somehow manages to look better in comparison. Really embodies the idea of failing upwards.
i love that motorcycles exist. like iām genuinely so glad that someone was like āwhat if bikes were as fast as cars and could turn you into roadkill if you hit a potholeā
what if there was a vehicle so dangerous you had to wear armor to drive it